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The Real God: An Epiphany (by DarkMatter2525)
Because I was constantly being told that I’m rejecting God, and I knew that wasn’t true, I decided to research rejection, which made me aware of its effects. My studies took me in a completely unexpected direction. The epiphany (pun intended) was rather shocking. The evidence indicates that the personal god is a manifestation of the ego, which explains a plethora of theistic tendencies, including their typical dislike of atheists, who theists subconsciously perceive to be rejecting a part of themselves. God is Tyler Durden; and the first rule of Jesus Club is you have to talk about Jesus Club. The second rule of Jesus Club is you have to talk about Jesus Club.
that is actually the most accurate representation I have heard
(Source: nuklon, via mccallscisaaclahey)
Burton: NIKA tell me a story to make me feel better
nikasaur: Once upon a time
in a far away land
a unicorn drank from a pool of water
It was very shiny and glittery
Burton: the water or the unicorn
or BOTH
nikasaur: both
and the unicorn glittered and the pool shone
and the unicorn…
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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